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I have a friendly relationship with the women at the local nuru parlor, and sometimes I like to play little jokes on them to liven up their nights. One night, I put on a prosthetic appendage, and went in to get a massage. I winked at the receptionist, to let her know what was up, and she sent in a new girl. When it was time for me to turn over, I moved the towel, and the prosthetic fell on the floor. The new masseuse fainted right there on the spot. I felt pretty bad, but couldn’t stop laughing.
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